Asian Massage Queens

Despite the countless reports of Chinese massage parlors rife with human trafficking, it's not the Asians who are responsible for the plight of many of our neighbors. The former New York City crimefighter hasn't seen such a dense concentration of flesh factories in years. In a neo-neopolitan setting, massage parlors serve as a convenient pit stop for horndogs looking to get their fix.

In addition to the usual suspects, it's often the female workers who steer customers into storefront "spas" where the good stuff is hidden. The list of services below shows just how diverse the Russian eroticism is. Aside from a few missteps, the staff of the swanky spa attracted a number of enquiring tourists, proving that these women aren't just chumps.

Although there is a great deal of debate over whether or not the best way to keep one's man is to engage in the activity, it's hard to deny that the massage parlor industry has been a boon to the local economy. As of the end of 2016, the borough's massage industry employed nearly 3000 people and generated over $1 billion in total tax revenues. The establishments are a magnet for both tourists and residents, and their sheer numbers and numbers of clients are not surprising. The average client receives about four massages a month, and the most popular style of massage is called a Swedish massage.

While the A8281 bill may not be the only anti-human trafficking measure in town, it does at least go a long way towards protecting massage parlors and their employees from the wrath of the law. While the bill has yet to pass, it's clear that lawmakers have a keen interest in the subject. The bill was introduced to the House in September by Senator Jessica Ramos, and it's likely to make it through the committee, which is comprised of eight Democratic members and two Republican members. The A8281, the bill's proponents say, is a sensible measure that will protect the city's most vulnerable residents, while also reducing the costs and paperwork associated with providing massages to the masses.